HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED WHAT IT IS LIKE IN SPACE? DID YOU EVER WANT TO JUST DISAPPEAR IN TO THE WILD DARK NIGHT SKY? NOW YOU CAN!!!! CHAOS EXPLOSIVES THE COUNTRIES LEADING FIREWORK PRODUCER HAS COME UP WITH A WAY TO SEND YOU INTO ORBIT M M EEEEEE GGGG AAAAA MM MM E G A A M M M EEEE G GGG AAAAAAA M M E G G A A M M EEEEEE GGGG A A BBBB L AAAAA SSSS TTTTTTT !! B B L A A S T !! BBBB L AAAAAAA SSS T !! B B L A A S T BBBB LLLLL A A SSSS T !! THE MEGA BLAST KIT COMES WITH OUR PANTENED BLEND OF GUNPOWDER AND NITROGLYSERIN. - YOU GET ONE NASA ISSUED SPACE SUIT WITH TEN YEARS WORTH OF AIR. - ONE SEVEN FOOT TALL/ TWO FOOT WIDE/ BOTTLE ROCKET/ WITH MEGA BLAST FILLED CARTRAGE. - FIVE HUNDRED ITALIAN HOGIES FOR YOUR TEN YEAR. - A FLARE TO TRACK DOWN THE SPACE SHUTTLE. - AND ONE BIC LIGHTER (TO LIGHT FUSE) ALL THIS FOR THE INCREDIBLE LOW PRICE OF $ 99.99 OR JUST A PENNEY A DAY FOR THE NEXT 27 YEARS YOU MAKE THE CHOICE MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE CALL TODAY. 1-800-BIG-BANG SCRANTON RESIDENTS CALL 344-OUCH WRITE TO: CHAOS EXPLOSIVES P.O. BOX 100 AVOCA, PA. 18641 HAVE A GOOD TRIP. (====================================================================) HAVE YOU EVER WANTED A FOOD PROCESSOR THAT HAS MORE POWER THAN A THAN YOUR CAR? ONE THAT CAN CUT AND MULCH QUARTZ? ONE STRONG ENOUGH TO SHRED AN IRON ANVIL? HOW ABOUT ONE WHICH RUNS ON GAS? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO LIQUIFY A STEAK OR EVEN AN ALUMINUM CAN? NOW YOU CAN!!!!! CHAOS CONSTRUCTION AND FOOD EQIPTMENT THE LEADER IN POWER TOOL AND FOOD PROCESSING. PRESENTS THE: THE GGGGG I N N SSSSS U U G NN N S U U POWER PROCESSOR G I N N N S U U G GGG I N N N SSSS U U G G I N NN S U U GGGGG I N N SSSSS U U POWER BY: BRIGS AND STRANTONS 5 HP 2CYL TURBO MOTOR COMES WITH 77 ATTACHMENTS INCLUDING VACCUM ACCESSORIES STATASTICS R.P.M: 9900 BLADE DIAMETER: 6.37IN SPEED OF LIQUIDIFATION OF STEAK: 4.23 THIS BABY ONLY COSTS $235.98 OR JUST A PENNY A DAY FOR THE NEXT 65 YRS. TO ORDER CALL: 1-800-DATS-FAST OR IN SCRANTON CALL 1 800-wow-mush OR WRITE: CHAOS INDUSTRIAL SUPPLY PO BOX 101 AVOCA,PA. 18641 (=====================================================================) WELCOME TO THE COUNTDOWN. I'M KASEY KASAM, AND HERE IS MY LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION FOR THE WEEK NOVEMBER 12, 1990. THIS LETTER IS FROM A WIDOW FROM TULSA, OKLAHOLMA. SHE DEDICATES THIS TO HER HUSBAND. DEAR KASEY, MY HUSBAND WAS BLOWN UP IN A FREEK BLAST AT CHAOS EXPLOSIVES TWO YEARS AGO. I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO SAY GOODBY TO HIM. WILL YOU PLEASE PLAY PICKING UP THE PEACES FOR MY LOVE. I WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT. NOW HERE'S PICKING UP THE PEICES FOR THE TOUCHING LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION. c COPYRIGHT 1990 SMEDSTORIES.INC. (===========================================================================) FRIENDS, HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PEST PROBLEM? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO REMOVE A PEST WITHOUT A TRACE? HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO REMOVE ANYTHING WHICH WAS ALIVE WITHIN A SECOND? WE GUARANTEE THAT WE COULD KILL ANYTHING WITHOUT A TRACE LET ALONE JUST A PEST. CHAOS EXPLOSIVES ALONG WITH CHAOS CO2 PROPELLED PRODUCTS INC. PRESENT ************************************************************ * H H AAA U U N N TTTTT * * H H A A U U NN N T * * HHHHH AAAAA U U N N N T * * H H A A U U N NN T * * H H A A UUU N N T * ************************************************************ * ANTI-PEST SPRAY * ************************************************************ MADE WITH REAL 100 PERCENT HYDROCLORIC ACID KILL ANYTHING DEAD CAUTION: IF YOUR PESTS ARE HUMANS IT IS CONSIDERED MURDER TO KILL ANY HUMAN FOR ANY REASONS. PLEASE RESPECT ALL STATE AND LOCAL LAWS WHEN USING THIS PRODUCT. THIS PRODUCT IS NOT FOR USE ON PAINTED SURFACES OR ANYTHING THAT HAS VALUE TO YOU. CAN BE USED ON WOOD THAT HAS NO LACQUER OR PAINT. WE CAN KILL A 200 POUND ANT IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES. CALL 1-800-12-D-E-A-T-H OR 1-800-HOT-SHIT OR WRITE CHAOS PESTISIDES 12 DEAD LANE AVOCA,PA.19876 SSSS M M EEEEE DDDD SSSS S MM MM E D D S SSS M M M EEEE D D SSS S M H E D D S SSS M H EEEEE DDDD SSS - John C. Smedley_Chaos