OK people, Here ya go, enjoy, thank ya binh 2 this 1........ PHILLY PHUN-ICS by Michael Lawrence Ellis III I. Philadelphian Greeings/ Commen Vocabulary Webster's ..............................Philadelphian Hello Yo. Hello. What's happening? Yo, Supp? Glad to meet you. Hay Pleasure. What's happening? Hay Supp? Yes, pardon me, what's that? Yeah, Huh, Wah? You people Yuze (or Yizz; Yuzz) Is that all right? Eye't? Oh, definitely Oh, Deaf Lee I've been there Bin Dare Thank you Tanks Where have you been? Where Ya Bin? What has been going on? Skowne On? Are you coming with us? Comin' wit? Water Wooder Hello, friend of Italian decent Yo Goomba Nice to meet you Nice Ta Meechas Beautiful Be You Dee Full Are you out of bed yet? Yo Yup? Are you speaking on the telephone? Yo Yawn a Phone? We're not allowed to do that Wena Loud They're not allowed to do that. Dana Loud II. Places to go in and around Philadelphia South Philadelphia Sow Fluffya South Street Sow Street Conshohocken (suburban city) Con Chee King of Prussia (suburban city) Kinga Presha New Jersey beaches Donna Shore New Jersey boardwalk Donna Boards Our favorite Grocery Store (Acme) Dah Ack uh me City Hall Siddy Haw Suburban Station Spur Bin III. Philadelphians go abroad Europe Yerp Italy It Lee Ireland Eyerrr Lin Germany Germ Knee England Eng Lin Scotland Scot Lin Iraq Eye Rack ----- Speaking foreign Languages English Spanish Philadelphian Thank You Gracias Grassy Ass Good Night Buenos noches Bones & Nachos Please Por favor Pore Some More No Problem No problema No Pro Blame Oh I don't speak Spanish No hablo espanol No Ah Blow Escargot English Italian Philadelphian What do you say Che se dice Kay Said "each?" English Japanese Philadelphian Yes Hai Hi IV. What you will hear in the Philadelphia downtown Baseball/football stadium Downed Vet (Veterans Stadium) Baseball team (the Phillies)Dah Fills Football team (the Eagles) Dah Iggles Hockey team (the Fliers) Dah Fly Yers Basketball team (the 76ers) Dah Semi Sixes Have you eaten yet Jeat Yet? No, Have you? No, Jew? I'd like Italian lunchmeat, lettuce, tomato, oil, and oregano on a roll. Yo Gimmie a Hoagie Fried Cheesesteak Sandwich Cheese Take Fried Pig entrails with eggs Scrapp Lynn Eggs V. Philladelphian Sayings I forget exactly where I Fur Get Zack Lee Where Are you going to the shore? Yuze Goin' Donnashore Are you going to the Pocono mountians Yizz headed up dah Pokes? All of you will love the Eagles Yizzle Luv Diggles South on the Roosevelt Boulevard Donna Rose Fell Bull Far Shopping Mall Shah Pin Maw Where is my pocketbook Where's my Pock a Book At The street betwixt 4th and 6th Fif Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday Mon Dee, 2's Dee, When's Dee Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Thirsty, Fry Dee, Sare Dee, Sunday Sunny Yesterday Yesterdee Tomorrow Tumm Are Our Favorite Wine "I Wanna Go Donnashore!" Attitude Addytude Please Pah Lee's I'm only human I'm only Ewe Min VI. At the Itallian Market At the Italian Market Donna Talian Mork It The sidewalks of Passyunk Payments of Pash Unk Five for one Dollar, ma'am Fiva a Dolla Babe Do I make myself clear? Yunner Stan? Yes you may do that Guh Head Don't bruise the produce Yo, Doan Squeeze Italian Water Ice Talian Wooder Ice Root Beer Rue Beer Strawberry Straw Bree VII. Philadelphians In the USA Buffalo, NY BUFF-low New York City, NY N'York Toronto, Canada Tronno Atlantic City, NJ Lannic City Sea Isle City, NJ Senile City Cape May, NJ Kay May Baltimore, MD Baldy More Washington, DC Dee See Atlanta, GA Lanna Clearwater FL Clear Wooder Roxburry, PA Rox Burr Broomall, PA Broom Awe Willow Grove, PA Will a Grove Saint Paul, MN Sane Paw Salt Lake City UH Saw Leg City Portland ME, OR Poor Lynn