> >   Friends, Romans--
> >
> >This story is circulating on the net:
> >
> >  Okay kids, here's the story that tops them all.
> >     
> >     If any of you guys out there have ever thought you have balls, 
> >     forget about it.  This is a true story that just happened at a 
> >     wedding at Clemson.  A buddy of mine from my baseball team knows 
> >     a guy that was at the wedding. 
> >     
> >     This was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.  After the wedding 
> >     at the reception, the groom got up on stage at the microphone to 
> >     talk to the crowd.  He said that he wanted to thank everyone for 
> >     coming, many from long distances, to support them at their 
> >     wedding.  He especially wanted to thank the bride's and groom's 
> >     families for coming. To thank everyone for coming and bring gifts 
> >     and everything, he said he wanted to give everyone a gift from 
> >     him.  So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair was a manila 
> >     envelope.  He said that was his gift to everyone, and told them 
> >     to open it.
> >     
> >     Inside the manila envelope was an 8x10 picture of his best man 
> >     having sex with the bride.  (He must have gotten suspicious of 
> >     the two of them and hired a private detective to trail them.)  
> >     After he stood there and watched people's reactions for a couple 
> >     of minutes, he turned to the best man and said Fuck You, he 
> >     turned to the bride and said Fuck You, and then said I'm out of 
> >     here.
> >     
> >     He got the marriage annulled the next day. While most of us would 
> >     have broken it off immediately after we found out about the 
> >     affair, this guy goes through with in anyway.  His revenge: 
> >     making the bride's parents pay for a 300 guest wedding and 
> >     reception, letting everyone know exactly what did happen, and 
> >     trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front
> >     of friends, family, grandparents, etc..
> >     
> >     This is his world, we just live in it.
> >     The moral of the story?
> >     Don't get mad.  Get even.