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The UNIX operating system is now Politically
Correct.
Your favorite MicroKernel
Beer.
Some computer
user problems handled by tech
support.
Why compilers
have to be male or female.
The proper care and usage of Computer
Disks.
The nine different types of
users.
A list of new Computer
Viruses.
How to have fun in the Computer
lab.
The Creation
of the world in UNIX.
How do you know if you are a High
Tech Redneck?
How to shoot yourself in the foot
in different programming
languages.
Aiports being run under different operating
systems.
The evolution of a Computer
Programmer.
Here is the Tao of
Programming.
Know your UNIX SysAdmin.
It Twas the Byte
Before Christmas.
A diary of an AOL User.
How to have fun with someone's computer
account.
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The last guy on earth without Windows 95.
Microsoft
vs. the Borg.
Microsoft manning the GM helpline.
People
for the Ethical Treatment of Software.
Microsoft buys thePhily Mint.
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A file of Cheers
Trivia.
The different sayings of Norman
Peterson of Cheers.
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The College
Foodchain.
How to ID different Professors.
Q&A
with high school students.
The Athlete's
College Entrance Exam.
A day in the life of a Grad
student.
Remember
all those times when....
Prayer
in the School.
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Why Chocolate
is better than sex.
A listing of some of Murphy's
Laws.
Some stupid questions asked of Reference
Librarians.
A number of reasons why barf is
better than caf food.
Nine types of boyfriends
and girlfriends.
The Rules
of Calling Shotgun.
50 fun things to do in an Elevator.
How do you know if the N.Y.P.D.
is out of control.
Fifty reasons why beer is
better than women.
Fifty ways to get rid of a blind
date/smilie dictionary/why shit
happens can be found here.
100 Ways to order a pizza.
14 Ridiculous U.S. Sex
Laws.
New songs for the Star
Wars Trilogy.
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Here is the obligitory Monty
Python and the Holy Grail.
The script to Les
Miserable.
The script to the Phantom
of the Opera.
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A list of the world's
worst analogies.
Jerry
Seinfeld on:.
How to tell if you are having a Successful
Party.
Some Steven
Wright humor.
The differences between men and
women.
A FAQ of Supermodels.
Misc. one-liners.
What ever happend to Beethoven?
A story about Baby
Photographers.
Some helpful tips on how to do
your Taxes.
389 Blonde
jokes.
The Chaos
Corporation written by Jack
Smedley.
The Engineers
Song.
An Outfit
Flowchart.
Lawyer
Jokes.
Are
You Man Enough by Denis Leary.
An English to Philadelphia,
PA dictionary.
An English to Scranton,
PA dictionary.
Special High Intensity Training aka SHIT.
A strange thing occured at Taco
Bell.
An ASCII Tweety
Bird.
Is there anything that Twinkies
can't do?
A perfect example of don't get
mad, get even.
The Stupid
Criminal Hall of Shame.
Do
Re Mi Beer.
The new English
spelling in Eurpoe.
Some strange
stuff -- you be the judge.
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